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Monday, 09:00 · Kaffeesatz GmbH, Berlin

Your new team speaks German.

Hamstalk teaches you German one workday at a time: the standup, the bug, the coffee break. Five minutes a lesson, with a hamster cheering you on.

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One week, five real moments.

Each lesson is one moment from the week. Here’s what Monday to Friday looks like.

  1. Mo

    The standup

    Montag, 09:30A1

    Everyone says what they’re working on. You know exactly what you’re doing. You just can’t say it. Yet.

    LF

    Was machst du heute?

    What are you doing today?

    Du

    Heute arbeite ich an der Anmeldung.

    Today I’m working on the sign-in.

    Hamsti’s tip: Even when you start with heute, the verb still comes second.

  2. Di

    You’re stuck

    Dienstag, 11:15A1

    The ticket makes no sense, and Jonas looks busy. No sentence will help you more than the one that asks for help.

    Du

    Jonas, kannst du mir kurz helfen?

    Jonas, can you help me for a sec?

    JK

    Klar! Was ist los?

    Sure! What’s up?

    Hamsti’s tip: Kurz makes any request smaller and friendlier.

  3. Mi

    Something’s broken

    Mittwoch, 14:00A2

    There’s a bug in the sign-up form, and everyone’s looking at you. Describe it clearly, and the logs will do the rest.

    Du

    Wenn ich auf „Speichern“ klicke, kommt eine Fehlermeldung.

    When I click “Save”, an error message appears.

    JK

    Okay, ich schaue mir die Logs an.

    OK, I’ll check the logs.

    Hamsti’s tip: Wenn sends the verb to the end of its clause.

  4. Do

    The coffee break

    Donnerstag, 12:30A2

    Not everything is about work. Small talk is where you stop being the new person and start being a colleague.

    AÖ

    Und, wie gefällt dir Berlin?

    So, how do you like Berlin?

    Du

    Sehr gut! Aber die Wohnungssuche ist anstrengend.

    Very much! But flat hunting is exhausting.

    Hamsti’s tip: Aber joins two ideas without moving the verb.

  5. Fr

    Your first pull request

    Freitag, 16:00B1

    Lena reviews your code, and her comment is in German. You reply without opening a translator.

    LF

    Sieht gut aus! Kannst du noch einen Test hinzufügen?

    Looks good! Could you add one more test?

    Du

    Guter Punkt, mache ich.

    Good point, will do.

    Hamsti’s tip: Kannst du noch … politely asks for one more thing.

    Pull request approved. Schönes Wochenende!

Next week, a little more German.

Every unit is a week like this one. Your role on the team grows with your German.

  1. A1

    New to the team

    Ich heiße Sam. Ich bin neu hier.

  2. A2

    Part of the team

    Gestern habe ich die Tests geschrieben.

  3. B1

    Owning a feature

    Ich glaube, das Problem liegt im Cache.

  4. B2

    Leading the discussion

    Ich schlage vor, dass wir zuerst die API stabilisieren.

Meet Hamsti, your study buddy.

In German, hamstern means to stockpile. Hamsti stockpiles every word you learn, and its cheeks fill up as your German grows.

  • Puffs up its cheeks at every right answer

  • Sulks a little when you slip up

  • Dozes off if you skip a day

  • Dances when you finish a lesson

The new-joiner FAQ

Do I need any German to start?

None at all. Your first Monday starts with Hallo.

Is it only workplace German?

No. You’ll also order coffee, book appointments and hunt for a flat. The office just gives every lesson a story.

Do I have to be a developer?

Nope. The team in the story builds software, but the German you learn works just as well outside tech.

Does it work on my phone?

Yes. Hamstalk runs in your browser and installs to your home screen like an app.

How long until I’m fluent?

Longer than a week, honestly. The path goes up to B2, and how fast you climb depends on how often you practise. Official certificates still come from official exams.

See you on Monday.

Invitation

Daily Standup

  • Monday · 09:30–09:45
  • Kaffeesatz GmbH · Room “Brezel”
  • Organiser: Lena Fischer

Bring your German, even if it’s just Hallo.

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